so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Randomize
