google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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