She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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