Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We left an ass print on the piano.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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