I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
