dude i'm inner monologue high
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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