How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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