dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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