why didn't you poke me back
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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