It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Randomize
