it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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