i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We are two peas in an std pod
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Holy sore nipples Batman
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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