I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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