just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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