Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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