I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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