So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he fucked my hip out of place.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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