Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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