I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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