You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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