dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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