why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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