guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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