It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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