i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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