i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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