weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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