He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Randomize
