grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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