Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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