was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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