Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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