We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
whose parrot is this?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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