someone threw a dead crab at me
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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