You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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