He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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