Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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