I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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