found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
third nipple confirmed
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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