just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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