help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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