my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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