Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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