I'm eating all of the evidence.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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