I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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