OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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