i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Just high enough for therapy.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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