that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
