my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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