Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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